Simon: Excuse me? I lost my boyfriend, can I make an announcement?
Store clerk: Of course.
Simon: *leans into the mic*
Simon: frONT SEAT'S FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T BEEN KIDNAPPED BY FUCKING NUMPTIES

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